Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Woody Allen
The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.
Ben Stein
The unexamined life is not worth living.
Socrates
Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale
Vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.
William Shakespeare
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Woody Allen